I visited JoeK.com, and all I got was this lousy tagline.
I don’t like growing old. I don’t like having terrible stomach and side pains. I don’t like going to the emergency room from 11pm to 3am. I don’t like finding out that I’ve got a 3 millimeter kidney stone. I don’t like having to pee through a strainer to catch said kidney stone. And I don’t like waiting for the pain that will eventually come with the passing of the kidney stone. Like I said, I don’t like growing old.Permanent Link.
I passed my accounting exam! Wo-hoo!
Also... classic space Legos. My brother, Adam, sent me this link, and man... did we ever have a lot of these.Permanent Link.
What have we become? We’re panicing over cologne, protesting the French (and even the word “french”) just because they don’t agree with us, and wanting to bomb people a lot worse off than we are. What’s going on? What have we become?Permanent Link.
I’ve thought up of a new contest: try to be the best at being the worst of American Idol. Trying to do your best may not land you on TV if you’re just not good enough, but trying to be the absolute worst... now that could get you on their “worst of” show.Permanent Link.
What no break between class semesters? No rest? No intermission? No lull? No reprieve? No time off? (And I know, all these synomyns aren’t helping me finish this semester’s homework any quicker.)Permanent Link.
Today at work, Steve figured out why the government was advising Americans to buy duct tape and plastic sheeting. Plastics are made from oils (petrochemicals), and President Bush (and his buddies) came from the oil industry. So, there you have it.
Also, an updated take on “Duck and Cover”.Permanent Link.
Today I was one of those last-minute-card-buying husbands. I hang my head in shame.
On a lighter note, my www.joek.com license plate frame arrived from Cafepress today.Permanent Link.
Find the questions. Here are the answers (submitted by Ralph):
Today I got a visit (in my Inbox) from a dear old friend. Hello Onica! So nice to hear from you again.Permanent Link.
These classes.... are stressing me out. (Said in the style of the Seinfeld “these pretzels are making me thirsty” episode.)Permanent Link.
How do you make a toy? How do you get an idea produced, marketed, and distributed? How do you turn a million-dollar idea into reality?
Because I have one.
It seems to me that a better part of cleaning is simply moving your junk from one place to another.Permanent Link.
10 points to those who can find my picture on the Lynn University Web site.Permanent Link.
Another tragedy to the U.S. space program, Space Shuttle Columbia breaks up on re-entry.Permanent Link.