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The Drinker’s Alphabet
- A - Alcohol
- The key to surviving college.
- B - Beer
- The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
- C - Class
- What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
- D - Dancing
- A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
- E - Emergency
- The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
- F - Fucked Up
- Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
- G - Games
- Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers.
- H - Hang-over
- Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
- I - Idiot
- The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.
- J - Jail
- Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home.
- K - Kissing
- What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
- L - Lord
- Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
- M - Money
- That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
- N - Not Again!
- What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know.
- O - Oh shit!
- What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.
- P - Pee
- What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer.
- Q - Quilt
- What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.
- R - Reform
- What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet.
- S - Sex
- What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
- T - Ten
- The number of beers it takes to get drunk.
- U - Underage
- Most of the drinking population in college town.
- V - Vodka
- The mother of all alcohol and the best way to get drunk in an hour.
- W - Worm
- The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.
- X - X-Ray
- How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.
- Y - Yourself
- The one who drinks way too much every weekend.
- Z - Zoned
- How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking.
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