The Drinker’s Alphabet

A - Alcohol

The key to surviving college.

B - Beer

The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.

C - Class

What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.

D - Dancing

A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.

E - Emergency

The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.

F - Fucked Up

Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.

G - Games

Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers.

H - Hang-over

Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.

I - Idiot

The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.

J - Jail

Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home.

K - Kissing

What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.

L - Lord

Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.

M - Money

That which you no longer have due to too much partying.

N - Not Again!

What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know.

O - Oh shit!

What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.

P - Pee

What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer.

Q - Quilt

What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.

R - Reform

What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet.

S - Sex

What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.

T - Ten

The number of beers it takes to get drunk.

U - Underage

Most of the drinking population in college town.

V - Vodka

The mother of all alcohol and the best way to get drunk in an hour.

W - Worm

The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.

X - X-Ray

How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.

Y - Yourself

The one who drinks way too much every weekend.

Z - Zoned

How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking.