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The 12 days of AOL

On the first day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the second day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the third day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fourth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the fifth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the sixth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the seventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eight day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the ninth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 9 frozen chat rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the tenth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 10 hours without mail, 9 frozen chat rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the eleventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 11 channels not working, 10 hours without mail, 9 frozen chat rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the twelveth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me, 12 reasons to cancel, 11 channels not working, 10 hours without mail, 9 frozen chat rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 Web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.