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Top Ten Things Men Shouldn’t Say Out Loud When Shopping In Victoria’s Secret

#10. Does this come in children’s sizes?

#9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7. Mom will love this.

#6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?

#5. No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.

#4. Will you model this for me?

#3. Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2. 45 bucks?? You’re just gonna end up naked anyway!!

#1. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

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