#10. Does this come in children’s sizes?
#9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7. Mom will love this.
#6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?
#5. No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.
#4. Will you model this for me?
#3. Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
#2. 45 bucks?? You’re just gonna end up naked anyway!!
#1. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
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