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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

#10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

#9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.

#8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

#7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

#6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.

#5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.

#4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

#3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

#2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...

If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!

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