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Blondes’ Revenge

What do you call a Blonde without an asshole?

What is the next exhibit at Ripley’s “Believe It Or Not?”
A man born with a penis and a brain.

Why are most Blonde jokes only two lines long?
So men can understand them.

What is a man’s view of safe sex?
A padded head board.

Why did God create man?
Because neither a dildo nor a vibrator can mow the lawn.

How can you tell if a man is dead?
He stays stiff for more then two minutes.

Why do men have holes in their penises?
So they can get air to their brains.

Why do women get more hemorrhoids than men?
Because when God created man, He created the perfect asshole!

Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.

Why do men like masturbation?
It’s sex with the only one they really love.

Why do you guys like Blondes with big tits and tight pussies?
Because you guys have big mouths and little dicks!

Why can’t men get mad cows disease?
Because men are pigs!

What do Blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
Pack their lunch and send them to work.