10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
- Reach in and grab the giblets.
- Whew! That’s one terrific spread!
- I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
- Talk about huge breasts!
- “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
- She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
- It’s Cool Whip time!
- If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
- It must be broken, ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.
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