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Top Ten Changes At NASA To Accommodate 76 Year-Old John Glenn’s Return To Space Aboard The Shuttle Discovery

#10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.

#9. Shuttle’s thermostat set at 80 degrees.

#8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.

#7. “Early Bird” specials from Morrison’s Cafeteria included on menu.

#6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.

#5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.

#4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.

#3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.

#2. Space pants now go up to armpits.

#1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.

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