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Plan Delays (2000.09.26)

It’s been over a week and we’ve gotten no closer to getting a high-level ID badge so that we can use the good toilet paper in the bathrooms.

Turns out Ranya (who might be our only hope of getting an ID badge we can copy) has been on vacation all last week. And she’ll be on vacation all this week. She’s off assisting Mr. Waterson at a convention. A convention in a Hawaiian resort. Who ever knew that Chief Regional Managers (Southwest District) had conventions in Hawaii?!

She’s getting a two week paid vacation to Hawaii and we’re here with lousy industrial-grade toilet paper, watered down coffee, and recycling staplers because our supply budget is so tiny. Nothing at this company is fair.

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